Within the past couple days it has come forth that Nick Naja and Brittany Belli have officially broken up for good. It is rumoured this is because Brittany Belli has recently gotten surgery to become a tranvestite. At first Nick was supportive of this decision but later changed his mind after getting a new xbox for Christmas.
Greg Holst and Frank Garafolo's fight was started by this break-up. As soon as word was received that Naja had broken up with Brittany a battle ensued over who would get her. Of course, this whole fight was instigated by Craig who constantly taunted Greg and Frank. Craig was even seen running down the field screaming, "Fuck you, fuck you!" After throwing a long touchdown pass. This undoubtedly added to the tension on the field. Once again Craig spared no expense in ruining perfectly innocent people's lives.
After the first punch was thrown reliable sources say that Craig sprayed Frank's eyes with pepper spray and stomped his balls over and over again with steel toed boots that he is known to wear to games. After people rushed to break up this atrocity Craig started to tear up parts of the field in an attempt to make anyone who walked by fatally sprain their ankle. Craig will be charged with three counts of assault and one count of child molestation but will likely have all charges dismissed after using the strawman defense.
Greg Holst and Frank Garafolo's fight was started by this break-up. As soon as word was received that Naja had broken up with Brittany a battle ensued over who would get her. Of course, this whole fight was instigated by Craig who constantly taunted Greg and Frank. Craig was even seen running down the field screaming, "Fuck you, fuck you!" After throwing a long touchdown pass. This undoubtedly added to the tension on the field. Once again Craig spared no expense in ruining perfectly innocent people's lives.
After the first punch was thrown reliable sources say that Craig sprayed Frank's eyes with pepper spray and stomped his balls over and over again with steel toed boots that he is known to wear to games. After people rushed to break up this atrocity Craig started to tear up parts of the field in an attempt to make anyone who walked by fatally sprain their ankle. Craig will be charged with three counts of assault and one count of child molestation but will likely have all charges dismissed after using the strawman defense.
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