CRAIG MATTORO IN JAIL BUT FOR HOW LONG.

HE will be formally indited on wepons charges and dog fighting and ruining home coming when he droped the fumble on puropose when he threw the game for money, which he will be getting 100000000 life sentances in dog years in prison.

criag is also a known supporter of she who must not be named. mattoro has been involed with her for yearS. together they have been trying to bring down MINISTER of magic. she who must not be named has enlisted of heard of newly hatched jews that aRE highly venomous and they dont turn to stone when the moon is out so they can feed all the time. the minister had this to say


' please i urge the public not to panic if you take the shiny things out of ur windows they should not enter ur homes. i all so want to warn you they are very well trained so do not attempt to tango with the as they are not good dancers. and they are venomus the ministry is working hard to combat these financail demons so we ask the public sit tight'.

our sources tell us that mattoro will most likely be broken out by she who must not be named.

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Senior analyst Preston Tucker