TOMMY COULDNT KEEP THE SNAKE IN THE CAGE


tommy nitro former SFL WR and a member of the deptment of Magical transportation was caught with his pants down, our sorces tell us that he had pemarital intercourse with a girl who wishes to have her identity concealed we can tell u this they were fornicating behind the school over the weekend she had this to say" it took a while for him to get it up but once he did wow it was better than the time i was doubled teamed by two mexcains."

tommy had no statment to be made he just pointed and said essay!!!

the minister of magic had this to say " im appauled at this recent deveopment and the fact that he couldnt keep the snake in the cage we have more to focas on right now other than tom having sex with some random girl we have the SFL world cup, and the ever inpending doom of she who must not be named who is increasing in power i have nothing further to say thank you."

that was the minister of magic who is looking older and older it seems all these affairs are getting to him. hope fully the minister will find love soon.

on the topic of she who must be named dan lubarda head Department of magical law inforcement caught up with her nummber one supporter joey mac the d-back early this morning in romaina joey had 8 supporters with dan blocked his esscape the battle insued for about 45 min that explains dan lateness to school 6 of joey macs death eaters died but mac and 2 death eaters sliped through the ministrys hands 4 ministry officals died there nameds were john naja, billy naja, dom naja, gary naja, the total deaths for the naja family in this war is now 19 deathes, there have been 25 muggle deaths today. the total death count is 85 wizerds, 2000 muggles, and 12322222 jews.

joey mac the d-back is currantly on the run we bealieve by now he is some where in serbia.

Senior analyst Preston Tucker