TOM LANDRY KILLED IN COLD BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BY SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED

HE was known for being an out spoken agenst she who must not be named cornered her in the oval office attempting an assanation of commissioner and minister of the sfl,and magic he reportably pulled out his wand and the battled insued where head of the deptment of magical law inforements dan lubardas dad valad lubarda fought with she who must not be named tom landry was no match for her skills as he wounded valad and killed 6 of her followrs she kill Tom landry with the killing curse and he flew out of the window falling 6 storys he was dead before he hit the ground but she who must not be named then turned her attention to the commissioner who by that time was armed and he and her dueled for the first time, she counted on valad Farley killed him but soon dan lubarda head of the magical law inforcement deptment showed up with Frank garofolo head of the magical cooperation deptment with 20 newly hatched jews she who must not be named soon relizing that she was greatly out nummbered disapperted before the jews could poisin her with there venom and with her best fighter killed she had to flee.

Steve Farley said "we can not feel victory today because not only did the magical world and SFL lose a great coach and wizerd but a great man i was going to have tom landry take up my position as SFL commissioner because of the crisis with she who must not be named but it seems i will have to do both'"

there will be a momoral for Tom landry where he fell out of the window and tho he is dead we can not forget the lessions he tought us.

we asked friends of tom landry were they suprised about his death. long time friend uncle luke said yes i was very suprised about his death it was only yes it was only yeasterday that we were sipping brandy and smoking stoges she who must not be named is getttiing very restless and powerful i dont think we will be able to stop her

other poeople think differently joe cipp the head of the deptment of disposal of magical creachers had this to say'' we must learn a lession from this tragiaty and if there is any hope for victory we must not let the tirant andrew steake come back if he does then she who must not be named will have her best follower in office




Senior analyst Preston Tucker