The Minister of Magic was caught today in his bed chamber with two of his mistresses; Natasha Lopez and Dr. Laura Smith. Although the Minister says the meeting was strictly business, one have to wonder if some monkey business occurred with two of the biggest up and coming sluts in Hogwarts.
Danni Lamana, the Minister's ex-wife with whom he was in the midst of patching things back up with, was outraged at the news. "That rat I can't believe he would do that. I had sex with him less than an hour before this happened. He must have the sex drive of a buffalo, maybe even as much as melanie."
Dr. Laura Ikenburg had this to say,"Yea I grabbed his asshole, so what? After I heard about how much vinny loved it when blair did it I thought I had to try." When asked how she grabbed his asshole she said she just kind of pinched the skin.
Natasha could not be interviewed as she was having an abortion. Alisa said this,"When I saw them go to his bed chamber I slid a condom under the door. That's the second time now one of those hasn't been used."
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