After seeing this the Minister promptly went into the oval office and cried. He was not able to fight she who must not be named, allowing her to gain an army of 30 jews who were recently hatched. These jews then started eating muggle brains in the streets. Joe Cip, head of the department of disposal of magical animals, sent out a squad to capture these brain eating jews.
Unable to use magic among the muggles Joe Cip burnt all the jews with water, their one weakness. However, only 29 jew corpses were found, meaning there is still one brain eating jew on the loose.
The Ministry of Magic is more concerned about Danni Lamana's weight. A recent study showed that 90% of people like chips. The Minister Of Magic is afraid that Danni will eat to many chips and is planning on lower her self esteem until she becomes anorexic.
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