NEW COMMISSIONER TAKES OVAL OFFICE


SFL has a new commissioner after andrew steak was impeached after failing to act when several members the new zeland miniotors shot up a night club. Steve farley will be swarn into office at noon tommorow he will have full control over the leauge and its members. He has a lot to do to fix the problems cause by steak both, leagal and financal problems have consummed the league. But he has allready paid off most of the debt that steak caused.
These are words from farley him self” I am glad to have been given this opportunity, I grew up like most of these kids coming into the draft I have been a part off the SFL for over twenty years, and I grew up playing sandlot football. And I played for the SFL for 15 years and at maryland before the draft. Then coaching for five years I know what this league needs and it needs change”

Steve farley met with president obama yesterday in the oval office to disscuss matters of national security and they both agree that football is more important and that the government will give a 50000000 million dollar grant to the leauge, the money was going to the people of dar 4 but vice president binden seid “ fuck those niggas” .
New commissioner steve farley will be meeting with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to disscuss the problems between pac man jones and frank garofolo the two once comrades in arms both went to old miss and played together and went to sepperate leagues have been fighting for weeks, pac man seid I will fucking kill him and his children. Frank seid ‘ I don’t know what happened to us but if he thinks he can put his dick into my mouth hes fucking reatarded. commissioner farley seid” I stand behind garofolo 100% because pacman is a asshole and should pay for franks gun shot wounds.
That is all the news for today the is Senior analyst Preston Tucker signing off.