INAUGURAL BALL AT DAN LUBARDAS MANOR WAS A SUCCESS

on friday evening dan lubarda head of the deptment of magical law inforcement held an important ball in order to gain support from foreign ministrys of magic. people that attended the ball were the serbian minister of magic Dokon lubarda. and berak obama commander and chief of the united states govenment, The british minister of magic nicole botchy.

it was a night that every one let there hair down. security was tight with such important people in attendance. many ministry delagates like nick naja member of the magical law inforcement, tamir sartana head of the deptment of magical transportation. Joe cipp head of the deptment of magical games and sports. and head of the deptment of magical cooperation frank garofolo.

dom giamas was reenstated that night as the head of the missuse of muggle artifacts office.

it was a night for cellibration danny lamamna was even seen having a quite momant with former husban the minister of magic she even kissed him once during the night the two had post marital relations in Dan lubardas bed chamber. but Farley ensissted that is was just buissness. friend and head of the deptment of magical transportation tamir sartana had this to say "earley in the night he was up set that danny wouldnt get with him so i told him its wasnt over when the germans bombed pearl harbor and it ant of now cause when the going gets tough the tough get going".

we asked dan lubarda TO share his thoughts on dannnys and the ministers bed chamber buissinees. "the minister said it just buissness than it must have been monkey buissness. essay!!!!!!!!!"

there was much mingleing among the minister and his guest much of the talk was over she who must not be named but the ministery would not releace any information at the time.

after much drinking and danceing had taken place and with the feast done people turned to sevaveral great magical drinking games most popular was beer pong, then also flip cup made an apperance. and a new game made an apperance called scarlet letter. but details of the game remain confidental but it remains a good pic up.

several hours into the event several of the ministerys high ranking leaders converced with there double agent danny martinson on information about she who must not be named. the information was held over stogges and it was a closed door conversation. but we can tell u how danny martainson arrived he came on broom and appeared very warn out so he must have travled very far so the makes SFL west think that she who must not be named is abroad some where in asia.

the night finally ended when serbain minister of magic passed out from to much alcohol he couldent even spell his own name during sex reported jamie hellerman.

the ministery was stoud up by several mambers of its ranks including vinny alestra head of the deptment of improper use of magic. all because he wanted to get his dick wet.

at the end of the night the ministery bid fair well to joe cip who is going to iran to look for leads on joey mac the d- backs ware abouts.

Senior analyst Preston Tucker