New SFL Season; Belgrade Bombers Still Top Team

After the controversial redraft today, the winter season of the SFL has officially begun. The Serbian National Guard has decided to change its name this season to the Belgrade Bombers, along with its image. Team Captain had this to say,"Towards the end of the season, the SNG had certain players ,who will not be name. that gave the team a reputation for being a bunch of pussies. I feel Steve who has a trash talk rating of 98 will really help the team overcome this nigger shit."

The Belgrade Bombers were unanimously voted the number one seed at the captains meeting. With the returning of all the SNG's top players and the addition of Wayne Marxzz,who recently mad a move on Amanda Lynch, the Bombers simply won't be stopped. New Zealand Captain Brett Madaraz made this comment,"The Bombers are so good, the little bitches I call my team won't be able to play with them. We are seriously considering forfeiting all our games with the bombers this year. This will save us from many injuries, most of which we expect to be to our pride. "

There is this season,however, a team who may actually pose a miniscule threat to the Bombers. The SFL's expansion team, the Pittsburgh Iron Pigs, possesses some lacrosse speed in the forms of Danny "The Eskimo" Martinson and Panell "Pannell" Panell. Senior analyst Preston Tucker had this in the way of analysis,"The only weakness I see in this team is the eskimo's ball handling abilities. He only has a carry rating of 4.2, leaving him vulnerable to fumbling every play." This was a major concern when Frank drafted him, but Frank still felt the eskimo could be a great addition to the team.