Like any highly exclusive group, the SFL had to leave out a few people who felt like they should be included. I, like any other self respecting man, would have seen that his decision was made due to my own inadequacies and would work hard to make the cut next year. However there is a man feeding off the anger of disgruntled players who felt they should have been included in the SFL draft. This man, a so called "Ryan Mccean", decided to start his own touch football league, name the XFL. The spawn of this league brings one main question to the table, what does the x stand for? Senior analyist Matt Morgan says their acronym could only stand for Xtremely stupid Football League.
Mr Mccean agreed to an interview with SFL reporters. In true pussy fashion Ryan showed up 15 minutes early in a bear costume that reached of vodka. When asked what provoked him to create a touch football league Ryan answered,"Yea man I just wanted to let the players play and the coaches coach man." Another major question asked to Mr. Mccean was what qualified him to run a league of this magnitude, to which he responded,"Yea man I'm money with the commissioning."
There is ,however, a growing concern that the man at this interview was just a drunk Peter Cerullo in a bear costume. This would explain why he wore a bear costume, arrived 15 minutes early and answered questions with very vague statements.
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