HAS THE ONCE GREAT JOEY MAC THE D-BACK GONE INSANE


joe mcmanus one of the greatst football players ever to grace the field of assuption university has abonend all hope of re kindleing his relationship with botchy and joe cipp (head of the deptment of diposal of magical animals) joey mac has had an over enflated ego, rumors have circulatiated about why this has happend. dom gimas had this to say

'I thought mac was alright i mean he was a little cocky but i mean the other day i saw him swiming in the river just fine. right now i dont want to fight him i just want to kill him.'

joey mac left early in the summer to get settled in collage assuring his friends that being an all county football player nothin was going to go wrong. he started off his season great buy having 36 tackels 2 sacks and 2 intercuptions and starting on kick off. his stats are = so sals stats. he came home on a short vist things deffinaly seemed different about him he had a gotee and he was bigger.

concered friend frank garofolo asked hims this" joe are u allright u look different act different" mac replayed " i just need to get some ass franky"

then the brown hit the fan as the boys came back to nashville leagens like matt stefferak, tony nascar, joe cipp, john vanson, and lala the offcourse joey mac the d-back came home for the hollidays every one started at once going outside hanging out drinking, and playing football.

joe did not want any part in playing football his most used excuss was" i dont want to hurt my ankels.

he start thinking then he could get any girl he wanted broke up dom and danny, and he started to get into dark magic with she who must not be named. then he pushed joe cipp out of a moving car and pushed a blind kid down the stairs. than he raped botchy and is now having an affair with the commissioner of the SFL wife danny lamana

joey mac is a danger to every one he comes in contact with and now there has been a warent out for his arrest if you have any idea where she who muust not be named is hiding or joey mac the d-back is there is a cash reward we warn the public both are armed and dangours

Senior analyst Preston Tucker