MINISTRY FALLS

yesterday commistioner of the SFL resigned his post off comissioner to dan lubarda to deal with the crisis of she who must not be named.

she who must not be named met face to face with the minister and the battle insued over the magical 8 ball as she tried to take it. the minister fought hard, like a black person trying to swim. the minister weekend from the double agent activities of danny lamana, selling out the ministers weeknesses she who must not be named then prodused the ministers new wife and love tayor swift. this is what she who must not be named said" if you dont give up i will cut her hair of then kill her". the minister then fell to his nees and said get it over with tears in his eyes the fighting between the ministery officals and she who must not be named's death eaters stoped. to watch as he stood at the end of the building as she pulled her wand out and killed him as he felll 456 stories he was dead before he hit the ground.the greatest wizerd the world ever knew dead just months after his weding to tayor swift the ministry officals took the 8 ball and went in to hiding she who must not be named took control of nashville and has killed the following people after the ministers death and during the battle

all three jonas brothers
jake smith
james lubarda
jake naja
alan naja
dom giaimis head of the department of missuse of muggle artifacts
Howord stone- member of the member of the smithtown school of buisiness
kenny chesney
martain bolin- sweadish minister assainated an hour ofter ministers death 40 members of his family were also killed
dan naja
uncle luke
peter cirolo
mike brouthers
peter naja
uncle naja
lovey smith
toby naja
kenny naja
nicole naja
lisa botchy- british minister killed after sweadish
john mastinardo
mario franko
matt cip- joe cipps brother (not that important)
florean fortescue
igor karkaroff
remus
bill naja
many more have been so badly mutilated it's hard to tell who they are

joe jonas it seems was killed by anterax and had his fingers cut off.


dan lubarda newly apponted minister of magic had this to say " i am so heart broken by the loss of steve farley it is like when we lost tom landry we could not go on
i promiss that i will hunt down she who must not be named and joey mac the d-back and danny lamana and will kill all of them

the ministers body has not been found and it seems that the moment he fell of the building taylor swift disappered. we will keep u posted on this new devolopment

we will give u a full acount of the deathes in this war


STEVE FARLEY- american MINISTER of magic
Artemisia Lufkin
Grogan Stump
Faris Spavin
Nobby Leach
Millicent Bagnold
Cornelius Fudge
Rufus Scrimgeour
Pius Thicknesse
Kingsley Shacklebolt
VINCE LUMBERDI
tom landry
Amelia Bones
even helfgot
steven janish
uncle luke
john naja
tony naja
vinny naja
frank naja
mike naja
zack naja
alex naja
luke naja
jim naja
Ludo" Bagman
John Dawlish
Dirk Cresswell
Bertha Jorkins
all three jonas brothers
jake smith
james lubarda
jake naja
alan naja
dom giaimis head of the department of missuse of muggle artifacts
Howord stone- member of the member of the smithtown school of buisiness
kenny chesney
martain bolin- sweadish minister assainated an hour ofter ministers death 40 members of his family were also killed
dan naja
uncle luke
peter cirolo
mike brouthers
peter naja
uncle naja
lovey smith
toby naja
kenny naja
nicole naja
lisa botchy- british minister killed after sweadish
john mastinardo
mario franko
matt cip- joe cipps brother (not that important)
florean fortescue
igor karkaroff
remus
bill naja.

with the ministry disbaned and she who must not be named's jew hatched totaling 10000004 it seems the end of the magical as we no it

Senior analyst Preston Tucker