SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED NEW ARMY/ all hell breaks lose (lose like jamie hellerman
WHOOOOO)


after the documented attempt by she who must not be name take over the ministry of magic

the ministry fought back hard to take it back over after hundreds of deaths it would seem that the war was in the grasp of minister of magic steve farley's hand. but now she who must not be named has gathered some of the most sidistic indivuals some of them are money whores others are phetaphiles. below is the full story.

it started as any normal night minister of magic and sevaral friends were hanging out in thier normal spot in trun when local gypsy scum ray pananske pulled up next to the minister dom giaimis had this too say
"fuckin kid came out of no where he said it wasnt a good idea that we hang out here"
the minister and his friends then poped off to the pub for a pint when head of the deptment of magical coperation frank garofolo call him up.

he was reporting to farley that while he was engaged in sexual activity with merisa giustiniano and nicole botchy randy debanindeto kicked open the door and said to frank
"tell farley i will never pay him back even if there is a fire, and tell the rest of your boys in trun i said whats up" he then pulled his hood up on his cloke and went out of the room cursing.

frank then call farley and he quickly assembeald a group of fighters to find him.

it turned ugly that night as christain grifindor met farley on the front lawn of what was bealived to be the place where randy and danni martianson were hidding out. a battle quickly insued it was grifindor and 13 skilled fighters highered be she who must not be named v.s farley the minister of magic dan lubarda head of the dept of magical law in forcement and joe aboudy head of the deptment for magical tabacoo and fire arms, dom giaimis farley's body gaurd and kevin sarfeild head of the dept of magical mail the five after sevearal long moments killed 10 of thier enamy grifindor sensing defeat quickly disapperated with what was left of his followers.

the rest of the night turned ugly as randy knocked down kevins mail box

grifindor hit bradd hubbs with a car in port jeff while he was with his wife getting ice cream then some 40 year old man tried to take him home with him to rape him bradd is in stable condtion.

to combat the growing theat of facing not only she who must not be named and joey mac the d backs forces and the forces of trun the minisrty has gathered the best group of wizereds ever assembeld under one flag

steve farley- minister of magic
frank garfolo - head of the deptment of magical coperation
dan lubarda - head of the deptment of law inforcement
joe abody - head of the dept of magical tabacco and fire arms
kevin sarsfeild- head of the deptment of magical mail
nick scarfo- eddtor of newsday
dom giaimis- miniters body guard
sal lafranka- head of the magical law firm
nick naja- body guard of ministers
brad hubbs - head of the dept for magical hit and runs

also with the growing concirn for the spread of the disease known as dominicitis speading threw the american public the simptoms of this disease cause the victum to break up with their girl friend for no reason and not talk to her ever again. seaveral victoms include

kiki
jakie gates
dani lamana
tracy lamana
katie lamana
brandon lamana
jamie hellerman
alexa monico
jackie delise
deanna galichio

this condtion is very deadly and any male dealing with these simptoms should seak medical attention

good news jamie hellerman and tommy pussbag had a miscarige just kiding they had triplets there are reports that jamies dad is the father of her triplets these alligations have not been proven

Senior analyst Preston Tucker