ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOSE

dom giamimis is for a lack of better words done in the ass a week ago as newly appointed minister of magic steve farly and former minister of magic dan lubarda were with frank caprone garofolo and dom and they were in a car and steve farley was said to have hit a mail box tho these alligations were never proven dan lubarda had this to say" the mother fucker did not even crack a smile then frank tryed to kill us all by droping a cigar on the floor of the car lucky steve got it out with a peace of paper he saved our lifes."

besides this the ever conclusive boats and hoes ball was reveiled on saterday night meny prominant people like steve farley, tamir sartana, dan lubarda, even yarden sartana poped in for a vist she was highly offended when the minister showed her his package this is what yarden had to say" it looked like a rat, and it was very rude but also very kinky." unfortunalty dani la manas mother would not let her attend for several reasons one being she hates steve farley and the other because of the wildly acclamied rumors of her mother being pregnant with her fourth child being true this came as a suprise to big time hunk sal lafranka" i heard about it just as i got out of practice and i was like essay got to have a party essay" dom failed to show up as he was pumping uglys with mary kate olsan he had no comment.

like many great partys there were those who were invited and there were those who were not the great homecoming king 08 scott randle was upset with not being invited and went to the minisrtys most highly sought after criminal joey mac the d- back he state this" how could u not invite him after all i have done for u guys when i get off what ever it is im are taking me and scott are going to fill franks new car with soda bottles.

minster steve farley had this to say" what the fuck do i o scott fucking randle the partys of his and his class mates were bad and i allways was bored."

jamie hellerman also had an abortion congrads

frank garofolo is facing federal charges for punching the minister in the head his comment was" he let me do it he was drunk and i wanted to punch him and he was chugging syrup so he deserved it.

what the future hold is unclear what is clear i they will not be inviting joey mac the asshole- bakc or scott soda bottle leaving randle to any of the partys


Senior analyst Preston Tucker