THE WAR ENDS JOEY MAC GONE INSANE

The war is at an end with she who must not be named being put on trial


she will be put on trail for crimes agenst humanity just like the nazis.
the people trying her will be

she is being charged with
12 million acounts of murder and 20,000 acounts of murder

tamir
ben whinburg
coby david
max cohan
zach pillosoft

the jury trying she who must not be named will be consist of five ministry jews.
all of her follwers are being rounded up and brought to the kings park cike center for interigation.

one follower remains at large the imfamous joey mac the d-back after attempting to kill a women whos name we are not allowed to dicuss the d-back has now threatin the ministers life he said he will show up to the ministrty of magic after ninth and will corner the minister.
sources report to us that he "he's fucking fuming next time he sees you hes rocking you" jimmy cuntiselo a pussy from the deptment of magical bullshit reports to the minister and the press last nigh on larry king
"u better watch it he said hes gonna rock u when he sees u and he said hes gonna pretend like he doesnt care and then just cheap shot u"

at the time the minister wasnt able to comment so vice minister of magic dan lubarda had this to say "lett mac come steve farley fucked guys bigger then him in prison, he can handle him self it says sometihng about that pussy if he wont fight farley on fare terms not like farley is by any means a clean fighter, hes as dirty as they come even dirtyer than rachelle levens and that prity dirty".

we asked the minister what he thinks and he said
"i will do it in commons where every one can watch after all it is a spectator sport i am soo happy and hard right now i cant wait finally i have a challange, once we get done this little set back we will concentrate on the new evil alliance"

the ministry is searching for joey mac the d-back but we cant find him reliable sources tell us that he was last seen at gold gym hitting a punching bag for two hours

new sources report tell us that sam derestie gave gatto and vigs handjobs and the two of them busted on joey macs face so after their little jacking off expo joey mac has allianed himself with getto and vigs in hopes to over throw the ministry of magic and the justice league


Senior analyst Preston Tucker