jimmy cuntiselo and ben wineburg killed in car crash

belived to be the work of dark wizerds head of the deptment of envrionmental conservation jimmy cuntiselo was killed in a car crash with best friend ben wineburg. jimmy was coming home from a party late on sat night and his car was hit by a train jimmys body was not found however his friend ben wineburgs was his venom started to melt the car when the ministry of magic showed up dan lubarda gave a statement "the world is better off without ben wineburg he did not invite me to his party cause he is a smelly jew"

local high school football coach- peter cerollo had this to say "man i always new jimmy well and he was under alot of stress from his parents to go to binghamton looks like now he does not have to" then peter went on to say his catchphrase "two 10 man"

jimmy is dead for one reason because ben the british kid cut his breaks he is working with she who must not be named we think that jimmys body is being used for necropelicatic purposes we are curranlty un sure where or when his body will be found but it mostly surface said minister of magic

in other news joey mac the d- back was equited of all charges. and jamie hellermans father is being brought up on charges for stachlitory rape on 34 accounts

chris persills is being brought up on charges for putting a bottle of shampoo in the ministers pocket

Senior analyst Preston Tucker