THE MINISTER FOUND ALIVE

the former minister of magic steve farley was found alive he was acoomined by wife taylor swift and met dan lubarda, and frank garofolo to evaluate the war steve farley came out of hiding this is what he had to say" i had no choice to many people are dieing i can no longer sit by and let this bitch jerk me off"

the moral has been rizen with the return of farley with the help of garofolo and lubarda they can be sure to be on equil footing as lauren nappy, or joey mac the d-back, or even she who must not be named they all dicussed the disruction of the magical 8 ball and agreed that it was for the best as, it's to powerfull and caused tamir to go insane. they now plan to go on the offensive as thier front line is stacked and frank has this to say "we are stronger than we will ever be it's time we put that cunt in her place"

the ministry is ready to take back america and avenge the deaths caused by she who must not be named. but it remains that she is still powerfull last time her and farley were evenly matched and now it looks he been given new life, farley after falling in love with his wife taylor swift and over coming his well publizided divorce with danny lamana. he looks like he can deal with the worst case of crabs.


Senior analyst Preston Tucker