IS THE MINISTRY LOSSING?


there have been 6 new deaths since the night the minister was killed the people that were killed were

ryan trillow- dept of magical transportation
david letterman- writer for the daily prophet
phill como- from the hogwarts school of buisness
lauren nappy- occupation unknown
chris sheriden-WR for the pittsburg iron pigs
john linn- a stoner from hogwarts

there have been reports of sum 600 jews that have been let loose in the city they are extremly dangerous and very venomus they have infected at least 2000 muggles and 200 wizerds.

it seems like its too much for new minister of magic dan lubarda to handle.

we have also found out why, she who must not be named attacked the ministry over the weekend it seemed newly appointed head of the dept of magical transportation ( tamir sartana) came into the possation of a magical 8 ball one filled that was filled with dark magic. he was traveling back from romaina with joe cipp head of the dept for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures they were tracking new leads on joey mac the d-back and came across the object. the two then were on there way home when they stopped into a inn for the night to sleep. tamir a big mouth when he drinks was talking loudly to a women in a cloke they were talking and drinking long into the the night. her paying him spilling all the ministrys secrets then he showed her the magical 8 ball. the women in the cloke was non other than lauren cerrilo, one of you no whos top but joe cipp came down because tamir had not come to bed and he was lonly just as she was about to kill an unsuspecting tamir,and take the 8 ball. when she relized she was no match she bought cipp a drink and give him oral sex.and these were his exact words" she gave good dome". tamir and cip went back to the minisrty and showed the minister the magical 8 ball and he and his desipels then agreed to detroy it. at diner that night he took the bread and said to his follows take this and eat it this is my body which will give u ever lasting life. when he was finished with the bread he picked up a glass of wine and said drink from this. this is my blood which will be spilled so all ur sins may be forgiven.

then the next day she who must not be named attacked the ministry
the minisrty still has the 8 ball but it's only time before she gets it

former minister steve farley's body and that of his wife taylor swift have still not been found according to the minister dan lubarda, many are saying that he may be alive but many people at the minisrty say its not possable considering he fell 456 storys we have to be realistic in times like this.

but that still does not account for were his wife is and why they were un able to recover his body.

local asshole and under armor junky matt morgan had this to say" the kid's a fighter i mean he was brought up on the river and chewed glass for a living"

when we went to peter crollow to ask him if he thinks farley's dead we were very surpirsed to see a bear drunk sitting in his living room then we relized it was just peter in a bear suit drunk and high he said" man that kid shit the bed man" the minisrty is currently trying to decode his words and what they mean

but the loss of steve farley has greatly effected the moral of people.



Senior analyst Preston Tucker