Joseph Fasano has been suspended from the SNG until further notice. When head coach Dan Lubarda was asked about what spurred this move he said Joe Fasano was in violation of team rules for two counts of being a pussy,one count of being a fat piece of shit and one count for testing negative for any performance enhancing drugs.
When SFL reporters interviewed Joseph he came to the door with pupils the size of quarters. While obviously intoxicated off of the sticky icky Joe had this to say,"I had a perfectly legitamite excuse for not being at the game, I was sick, I mean I had baseball tryouts... you guys wanna hit this?" After refusing Joe's offer of the devil's lettuce SFL reporter left to go meet Nick Naja.
Nick Naja was suspended from his refereeing duties earlier today. His terrible officiating caused many a riot on the field of the SNG vs. Itallion Stallions game. Not only this but after watching the game film it appears Nicholas motioned for a face mask call after every penalty. Combine this with intermitent penalty calling and his on-again off-again style of pass rush counting and you have yourself a stew made to serve a terrible game. Although SFL reporters went to Nick's house for an interview they were not able to understand any of the "words" he said.
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