As you all know, Frank "Cap Rooney" Garofolo has been a productive member of the SFL for 16 straight seasons. He's shown Brett Farve-esque moments; starting 392 straight games straight. Frank has recently pledged to return for a 17th season despite a torn meniscus. We all know he has veteran savvy not seen since the days of Andre "Black Balled" 3000 but will his draft stock hold up despite his injury concerns?
The answers to these questions are clouded with speculation and won't be answered until monday when the draft will officially take place. If Cap Rooney's knee holds up throughout the season he could be a major steal. This is a returning player who owns 12 SFL Championship rings, although controversially has never won a single accolade.
His mental state has been widely speculated upon by many experts. After being the man to throw the ball on the notorious "Chris Lynch Play" one has to wonder whether or not he can every possess the gunslinger attitude he once made famous. Senior analyst Vincent Alestra has this to say on the situation,"Yea man, Frank Garofolo, average player man, never deserved to get any awards man, he bailed man, he ran for the hills once the team took a single false step." There is, however, concern that this interview was also conducted with a drunk Peter Cerullo in a bear costume.
Editorial written by Dan Lubarda
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