3 hours after the debut of the SFL everyone expected the Serbian National Gaurd to unanimously be declared the best team in the SFL. What they didn't expect was for the SNG to receive an award from the United Nations for being the greatest group of people ever assembled.
Dom, Vinny. Colby, Dan and Craig all received congressional medals of honor to go along with the UN recognition. "We're simply the best people alive," said SNG's Vincent Alestra, "I would be surprised if the rest of the SFL even decided to finish out the season knowing they have to go against us."
The Serbian National Gaurd rolled over all its competition beating the Canadian bumblefucks 5-1 and then going on to defeat the Italion Stallions 48-3. Recently blonde reporter Brittney Reishel had this to say,"What we saw today was simply the better team winning. The competition couldn't compete with the Serbian's closing speed. I would also like to add that the penis sizes of the SNG greatly exceed any other team."
The SNG is expected to cap off the eventful day with a rave at Colby David's house.
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