The SFL stated in a press release today that the SNG is a disgrace to the league. "They aren't winning because of talent anymore, they're winning because they are taunting and ridiculing other teams to the point where they can't function." This practice has been called "dangerous" and "mean".
Rolling Rock captain Tamir Sartana says that the SNG has gone far and is "causing major psychological damage" to his team. Tamir says that he is constantly having to stop teammates from causing bodily harm to themselves. This, however, can be attributed to a single player who has always started cutting himself once he's got a few brews in him.
There may be some merit to Tamir's claim; SFL statisticians say that there has been a 300% increase in the amount of players medicated for depression since the beginning of the season, while the SNG has seen no increase in medication and a decrease in the amount of times their girlfriends cheat on them.
When asked if he is taking the taunting too far, SNG captain Dan Lubarda said, "I play for keeps."
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