After man-handling every team and going 3-0 this week, SNG has returned to greatness. Even without their extremely lazy second round pick, Stasko, SNG was able to win 3 games and only allowed 3 points.
SNG shut out Rolling Rock, who didn't score one point. This arose some doubts to the intelligence of Rolling Rock captain, Tamir Sartana, who claimed his team would go 3-0 this week, and is now predicting his pitiful excuse for a team to get three wins next week.
At least Naja made good on his guarantee that nobody would score on him. Oh wait, he didn't.
Shane had this to say about the SNG's wins, "Rich Boy sellin' crack motherfucker, I'ma throw some D's on dis bitch."
SNG captain Dan Lubarda made these comments after the game,"You think that we were good today? I was wearing shoes today; just wait until playoffs when I go barefoot. Bitches necks be crackin' then."
It should be noted that Dan made the mistake of pluralizing playoff; the SNG will only be playing in the championship game.
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