Once again the SNG is the top team in the league. After a rough start the SNG is in first seed and is set to win the division. The only thing that can knock the guard off now is if Brett's team wins 4 straight, which won't happen because Brett's leadership sucks.
Here at the Daily Prophet we always give you unbiased, cold hard facts. Today we're here to tell you that the Minotaurs (gay) won't win one more game because Brett is a faggot and a pussy. Brett was seen last friday with teammate Greg "Ass Pounder" Holst spending the night in the Commack Motel. This comes as no surprise; Brett ran around like he had a pole in his ass and had trouble sitting down during last saturday's game. Him and his extremely poor leadership led New Zealand to lose every game that day.
Expect the Minotaurs to lose out and miss the playoffs to the Trojans.
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