Tamir Sartena is coming to this commissioner spot with a lot of talent and experience. With a foot injury keeping him out of this seasons SFL league, Tamir has become the assistant drunk commissioner, drunk referee, and drunk announcer.
Many people were excited to hear this news. When asked about this steve farley wondered," Do we get to do the belly stretch now?" Though the excitement was in the air, Z-Rod had this to say, "This kids a dick. Everyday he tells me how he has naked pictures of my sister." (I think I speak for the league when I say Z-Rod is a fucking pussy) Tamir has two rules he's bringing to the leauge; no jews and NO dan fidgy (or christine dirr).
Tamir's stock is on the rise. Earlier this week his girlfriend, Rachel Boccard, had her braces removed. Steve Farley commented,"This is great for me. Now I don't have to worry about my foreskin getting caught on her braces." Mr. Farley may have been inebriated for this comment after he snorted a line of baby powder. When Tamir said he has no foreskin Steve Farley proceded to pull down his trousers to show off his newly shaven pubic area. "It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight"
With all this excitement it's hard to believe there are people who want to destroy the SFL. But recent reports indicate the East's Kevin Jones is working with Mike Remus to ruin all the joy and merriness of the Smithtown Football League. More on this story as it comes.
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rumor has it that tamirs jewsish
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