dan lubarda vice minister of magic's new scandle

dan lubarda is famous for his and minister of magic's defeat of she who must not be named.
he also found 20 magical uses for jew blood.
he was owner of the serbain national guard for 9 campionship years
he was head master of smithtown west school of bitchcraft and wizerdry

underneeth all the victorys and money and awards was a man hellbent on murder local ministry officals have uncovered the ministry of magic's biggest cover up dan lubarda was resonibale for the murders of sevaral very famous people.

helping him cover up the murders was none other then minister of magic steve farley it has been known that the two were close and in some cases considered butt buddys "none of those butt buddy alligations were proven" its is wildly known that the two have a sick sense of humor and the make fun of girls getting sexualy abused by there fathers. they made crude jokes about the deaths of several people with in the minisrty one empolyie who worked in the east end of the deptment of magical games and sports was the butt of their jokes.

dan lubarda was responsible for the murder of well known cuntservationist and alligator hunter steve earwin was killed by dan lubarda. who used his magical powers to film steve earwin getting impaled by a singrays barb.

famous petifile mike jackson was also killed. is was said that he got food poisined and ate 12 year old meat acoring to too nick naja who proformed the atopsy.

it was dicoverd in an internal investigation that dan lubarda was the one who killed him by replacing the meat for jew meat which jackson was known to have alergeys too jew meat.

steve farley denys all knowlege of any of this
will dan lubarda face charges only time will tell

Senior analyst Preston Tucker