Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Uncle luke arrested

Uncle luke aka eric collins has been arrested by smithtown west varsity head coach peter cerrolo. what cause uncle luke to be arrested was he made a movie in which he featured sevaral celbs like tamir scartana( who is the current drunk commisioner of the SFL and a member of the ministry of magic. shane sugar ray jackson lenert farve hittler filamina. dan lubarda former captain of the bellgrade bombers former commsioner of SFL, former minister of magic, current owner of the SNG.and last but not least the star steve farley who has been recently awarded the nobel peace prize for finding 12 uses for jew blood. he is current minister of magic.

the four were featured in a film where they traveled around long island to east islip where they encountered sean moller and his boys a fight erupted but offcourse with two former ministers of magic on there side they put up a good fight even tho they were out nummbered.

they had the last laugh by writing there famous quote "tell your boys i said whats up" steve farley had this to say
"the filming was long and hard like nick franks dick. but we got thru it."
the boys then retreated to hooters to sit back and have a couple of beers and fags (british word for cigs) with uncle luke paying.


A couple of weeks later uncle luke came to practice very happy as the jv cheerleaders walked by he got very happy and started to sniff around he smiled and said "smell that boys there assholes are still pink.

later after practice ended he showed the film to the team. the words that steve, tamir dan and shane put on the east islip score board were not there instead it read. EAST ISLIP EATS IT LIKE JAMIE HELLERMAN cerrolo was very unhappy with this he kicked uncle luke off the team.

cerrolo proceded to yell at the players he then called a meeting with the captains and said
"i kicked his fucking ass off man". uncle luke was unable to make a comment. local waterboy and team entertainer had this to say but he wishes for his idenity to reamain quite so we will refer to him as ipod "when he came on the team we loved him... mashmellow balls".

we will give u more on this story as it cums as of now uncle luke is on death row

Senior analyst Preston Tucker

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