summer begins war at a close

joey do it live mcmanus is aquitted of all charges since he and the minister of magic came to agreement.

the ministry was very busy this week while the minister and vice minister were tending the trails of those responisable for the war. other heads of the ministry found time for a little relaxation.

the setting was the hamptons were 20 of the ministrys finest were relaxing. there were 4 hotel rooms two ppl to a bed one on the couch five ppl to a room. the first night was amazing reported joe botchy "to bad that franky and nick white pounded my ass in beer pong they pounded it harder then jamie hellerman when her uncle joe puts a broom handle up her ass" joe cip had a woderful first night he reports "i am so up set that me and botchy got rapped in bed and in beer pong. but the first night is where they were faced with the evil land lord named drake moter inn started his assult on the memebers of the ministry.

he kept following me repported amanda but the first night amanda was hanging out by the pool and went back up to the room that is were he went dar 4 on her ass by that we mean rape.

the group was furious when they found out but they were all to drunk to do anything. mean while joe botchy and tony nascar were having problems of there own they got into some fight and while botchy was masterbaiting tony kicked down the door and started to yell botchy was like "like allway u guys never let me finish".

the land lord heard all the yelling and desided to come out to get seconds from amanda he told every one he was kicking them out. but then joey mac stept in to prove him self to the ministry he tackled the nigger to the floor saying "i am sober as a roetgen" he then said" get out before i call the cops and tell them that you bought us beer and u raped amanda. drake retreated fast.

it was not all slugging brews and having a good time nick frank and botchy were caught cuddleing in bed which brought questions about their sexual status. every one was fighting it was like a big episode of everybody loves raymand except it was not funny it was like every body hates botchy and to top it off he kept fighting with his girlfriend.

"the rain seemed to keep the muff away" reported joey mac he stated in a press conferance today "but we did it live, i thought once the rain cleared the girls would come running like in the mummy returns and the ground would start shaking" live was how he did indeed do it he was about to fuck some biddy reported joe cip but he did not have any rubberes because franky and nick white fed them to botchy.

joey mac also kicked the land lords dog.

the last night was very sad because every one had such a great time joey mac and botchy got a little heated when botchy went up to him and said "i guess we are the only ones doing it live" joey mac said " botchy it's time for you to take a nap


tony nascar and kristen nascar are expecting a little buddle of joy they have been fighting over the name for weeks and tony has settled on tony do it live nascar but kristen wants to get an abortion which wont happen because we all no in america that it is not her choice in the matter


coby slept on the couch that stinky jew

life seems to be returning to normal

Senior analyst Preston Tucker