SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED NEW ARMY/ all hell breaks lose (lose like jamie hellerman
WHOOOOO)
after the documented attempt by she who must not be name take over the ministry of magic
the ministry fought back hard to take it back over after hundreds of deaths it would seem that the war was in the grasp of minister of magic steve farley's hand. but now she who must not be named has gathered some of the most sidistic indivuals some of them are money whores others are phetaphiles. below is the full story.
it started as any normal night minister of magic and sevaral friends were hanging out in thier normal spot in trun when local gypsy scum ray pananske pulled up next to the minister dom giaimis had this too say
"fuckin kid came out of no where he said it wasnt a good idea that we hang out here"
the minister and his friends then poped off to the pub for a pint when head of the deptment of magical coperation frank garofolo call him up.
he was reporting to farley that while he was engaged in sexual activity with merisa giustiniano and nicole botchy randy debanindeto kicked open the door and said to frank
"tell farley i will never pay him back even if there is a fire, and tell the rest of your boys in trun i said whats up" he then pulled his hood up on his cloke and went out of the room cursing.
frank then call farley and he quickly assembeald a group of fighters to find him.
it turned ugly that night as christain grifindor met farley on the front lawn of what was bealived to be the place where randy and danni martianson were hidding out. a battle quickly insued it was grifindor and 13 skilled fighters highered be she who must not be named v.s farley the minister of magic dan lubarda head of the dept of magical law in forcement and joe aboudy head of the deptment for magical tabacoo and fire arms, dom giaimis farley's body gaurd and kevin sarfeild head of the dept of magical mail the five after sevearal long moments killed 10 of thier enamy grifindor sensing defeat quickly disapperated with what was left of his followers.
the rest of the night turned ugly as randy knocked down kevins mail box
grifindor hit bradd hubbs with a car in port jeff while he was with his wife getting ice cream then some 40 year old man tried to take him home with him to rape him bradd is in stable condtion.
to combat the growing theat of facing not only she who must not be named and joey mac the d backs forces and the forces of trun the minisrty has gathered the best group of wizereds ever assembeld under one flag
steve farley- minister of magic
frank garfolo - head of the deptment of magical coperation
dan lubarda - head of the deptment of law inforcement
joe abody - head of the dept of magical tabacco and fire arms
kevin sarsfeild- head of the deptment of magical mail
nick scarfo- eddtor of newsday
dom giaimis- miniters body guard
sal lafranka- head of the magical law firm
nick naja- body guard of ministers
brad hubbs - head of the dept for magical hit and runs
also with the growing concirn for the spread of the disease known as dominicitis speading threw the american public the simptoms of this disease cause the victum to break up with their girl friend for no reason and not talk to her ever again. seaveral victoms include
kiki
jakie gates
dani lamana
tracy lamana
katie lamana
brandon lamana
jamie hellerman
alexa monico
jackie delise
deanna galichio
this condtion is very deadly and any male dealing with these simptoms should seak medical attention
good news jamie hellerman and tommy pussbag had a miscarige just kiding they had triplets there are reports that jamies dad is the father of her triplets these alligations have not been proven
Senior analyst Preston Tucker
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
jimmy cuntiselo and ben wineburg killed in car crash
belived to be the work of dark wizerds head of the deptment of envrionmental conservation jimmy cuntiselo was killed in a car crash with best friend ben wineburg. jimmy was coming home from a party late on sat night and his car was hit by a train jimmys body was not found however his friend ben wineburgs was his venom started to melt the car when the ministry of magic showed up dan lubarda gave a statement "the world is better off without ben wineburg he did not invite me to his party cause he is a smelly jew"
local high school football coach- peter cerollo had this to say "man i always new jimmy well and he was under alot of stress from his parents to go to binghamton looks like now he does not have to" then peter went on to say his catchphrase "two 10 man"
jimmy is dead for one reason because ben the british kid cut his breaks he is working with she who must not be named we think that jimmys body is being used for necropelicatic purposes we are curranlty un sure where or when his body will be found but it mostly surface said minister of magic
in other news joey mac the d- back was equited of all charges. and jamie hellermans father is being brought up on charges for stachlitory rape on 34 accounts
chris persills is being brought up on charges for putting a bottle of shampoo in the ministers pocket
Senior analyst Preston Tucker
belived to be the work of dark wizerds head of the deptment of envrionmental conservation jimmy cuntiselo was killed in a car crash with best friend ben wineburg. jimmy was coming home from a party late on sat night and his car was hit by a train jimmys body was not found however his friend ben wineburgs was his venom started to melt the car when the ministry of magic showed up dan lubarda gave a statement "the world is better off without ben wineburg he did not invite me to his party cause he is a smelly jew"
local high school football coach- peter cerollo had this to say "man i always new jimmy well and he was under alot of stress from his parents to go to binghamton looks like now he does not have to" then peter went on to say his catchphrase "two 10 man"
jimmy is dead for one reason because ben the british kid cut his breaks he is working with she who must not be named we think that jimmys body is being used for necropelicatic purposes we are curranlty un sure where or when his body will be found but it mostly surface said minister of magic
in other news joey mac the d- back was equited of all charges. and jamie hellermans father is being brought up on charges for stachlitory rape on 34 accounts
chris persills is being brought up on charges for putting a bottle of shampoo in the ministers pocket
Senior analyst Preston Tucker
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOSE
dom giamimis is for a lack of better words done in the ass a week ago as newly appointed minister of magic steve farly and former minister of magic dan lubarda were with frank caprone garofolo and dom and they were in a car and steve farley was said to have hit a mail box tho these alligations were never proven dan lubarda had this to say" the mother fucker did not even crack a smile then frank tryed to kill us all by droping a cigar on the floor of the car lucky steve got it out with a peace of paper he saved our lifes."
besides this the ever conclusive boats and hoes ball was reveiled on saterday night meny prominant people like steve farley, tamir sartana, dan lubarda, even yarden sartana poped in for a vist she was highly offended when the minister showed her his package this is what yarden had to say" it looked like a rat, and it was very rude but also very kinky." unfortunalty dani la manas mother would not let her attend for several reasons one being she hates steve farley and the other because of the wildly acclamied rumors of her mother being pregnant with her fourth child being true this came as a suprise to big time hunk sal lafranka" i heard about it just as i got out of practice and i was like essay got to have a party essay" dom failed to show up as he was pumping uglys with mary kate olsan he had no comment.
like many great partys there were those who were invited and there were those who were not the great homecoming king 08 scott randle was upset with not being invited and went to the minisrtys most highly sought after criminal joey mac the d- back he state this" how could u not invite him after all i have done for u guys when i get off what ever it is im are taking me and scott are going to fill franks new car with soda bottles.
minster steve farley had this to say" what the fuck do i o scott fucking randle the partys of his and his class mates were bad and i allways was bored."
jamie hellerman also had an abortion congrads
frank garofolo is facing federal charges for punching the minister in the head his comment was" he let me do it he was drunk and i wanted to punch him and he was chugging syrup so he deserved it.
what the future hold is unclear what is clear i they will not be inviting joey mac the asshole- bakc or scott soda bottle leaving randle to any of the partys
Senior analyst Preston Tucker
dom giamimis is for a lack of better words done in the ass a week ago as newly appointed minister of magic steve farly and former minister of magic dan lubarda were with frank caprone garofolo and dom and they were in a car and steve farley was said to have hit a mail box tho these alligations were never proven dan lubarda had this to say" the mother fucker did not even crack a smile then frank tryed to kill us all by droping a cigar on the floor of the car lucky steve got it out with a peace of paper he saved our lifes."
besides this the ever conclusive boats and hoes ball was reveiled on saterday night meny prominant people like steve farley, tamir sartana, dan lubarda, even yarden sartana poped in for a vist she was highly offended when the minister showed her his package this is what yarden had to say" it looked like a rat, and it was very rude but also very kinky." unfortunalty dani la manas mother would not let her attend for several reasons one being she hates steve farley and the other because of the wildly acclamied rumors of her mother being pregnant with her fourth child being true this came as a suprise to big time hunk sal lafranka" i heard about it just as i got out of practice and i was like essay got to have a party essay" dom failed to show up as he was pumping uglys with mary kate olsan he had no comment.
like many great partys there were those who were invited and there were those who were not the great homecoming king 08 scott randle was upset with not being invited and went to the minisrtys most highly sought after criminal joey mac the d- back he state this" how could u not invite him after all i have done for u guys when i get off what ever it is im are taking me and scott are going to fill franks new car with soda bottles.
minster steve farley had this to say" what the fuck do i o scott fucking randle the partys of his and his class mates were bad and i allways was bored."
jamie hellerman also had an abortion congrads
frank garofolo is facing federal charges for punching the minister in the head his comment was" he let me do it he was drunk and i wanted to punch him and he was chugging syrup so he deserved it.
what the future hold is unclear what is clear i they will not be inviting joey mac the asshole- bakc or scott soda bottle leaving randle to any of the partys
Senior analyst Preston Tucker
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