THE MINISTER FOUND ALIVE
the former minister of magic steve farley was found alive he was acoomined by wife taylor swift and met dan lubarda, and frank garofolo to evaluate the war steve farley came out of hiding this is what he had to say" i had no choice to many people are dieing i can no longer sit by and let this bitch jerk me off"
the moral has been rizen with the return of farley with the help of garofolo and lubarda they can be sure to be on equil footing as lauren nappy, or joey mac the d-back, or even she who must not be named they all dicussed the disruction of the magical 8 ball and agreed that it was for the best as, it's to powerfull and caused tamir to go insane. they now plan to go on the offensive as thier front line is stacked and frank has this to say "we are stronger than we will ever be it's time we put that cunt in her place"
the ministry is ready to take back america and avenge the deaths caused by she who must not be named. but it remains that she is still powerfull last time her and farley were evenly matched and now it looks he been given new life, farley after falling in love with his wife taylor swift and over coming his well publizided divorce with danny lamana. he looks like he can deal with the worst case of crabs.
Senior analyst Preston Tucker
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
IS THE MINISTRY LOSSING?
there have been 6 new deaths since the night the minister was killed the people that were killed were
ryan trillow- dept of magical transportation
david letterman- writer for the daily prophet
phill como- from the hogwarts school of buisness
lauren nappy- occupation unknown
chris sheriden-WR for the pittsburg iron pigs
john linn- a stoner from hogwarts
there have been reports of sum 600 jews that have been let loose in the city they are extremly dangerous and very venomus they have infected at least 2000 muggles and 200 wizerds.
it seems like its too much for new minister of magic dan lubarda to handle.
we have also found out why, she who must not be named attacked the ministry over the weekend it seemed newly appointed head of the dept of magical transportation ( tamir sartana) came into the possation of a magical 8 ball one filled that was filled with dark magic. he was traveling back from romaina with joe cipp head of the dept for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures they were tracking new leads on joey mac the d-back and came across the object. the two then were on there way home when they stopped into a inn for the night to sleep. tamir a big mouth when he drinks was talking loudly to a women in a cloke they were talking and drinking long into the the night. her paying him spilling all the ministrys secrets then he showed her the magical 8 ball. the women in the cloke was non other than lauren cerrilo, one of you no whos top but joe cipp came down because tamir had not come to bed and he was lonly just as she was about to kill an unsuspecting tamir,and take the 8 ball. when she relized she was no match she bought cipp a drink and give him oral sex.and these were his exact words" she gave good dome". tamir and cip went back to the minisrty and showed the minister the magical 8 ball and he and his desipels then agreed to detroy it. at diner that night he took the bread and said to his follows take this and eat it this is my body which will give u ever lasting life. when he was finished with the bread he picked up a glass of wine and said drink from this. this is my blood which will be spilled so all ur sins may be forgiven.
then the next day she who must not be named attacked the ministry
the minisrty still has the 8 ball but it's only time before she gets it
former minister steve farley's body and that of his wife taylor swift have still not been found according to the minister dan lubarda, many are saying that he may be alive but many people at the minisrty say its not possable considering he fell 456 storys we have to be realistic in times like this.
but that still does not account for were his wife is and why they were un able to recover his body.
local asshole and under armor junky matt morgan had this to say" the kid's a fighter i mean he was brought up on the river and chewed glass for a living"
when we went to peter crollow to ask him if he thinks farley's dead we were very surpirsed to see a bear drunk sitting in his living room then we relized it was just peter in a bear suit drunk and high he said" man that kid shit the bed man" the minisrty is currently trying to decode his words and what they mean
but the loss of steve farley has greatly effected the moral of people.
Senior analyst Preston Tucker
there have been 6 new deaths since the night the minister was killed the people that were killed were
ryan trillow- dept of magical transportation
david letterman- writer for the daily prophet
phill como- from the hogwarts school of buisness
lauren nappy- occupation unknown
chris sheriden-WR for the pittsburg iron pigs
john linn- a stoner from hogwarts
there have been reports of sum 600 jews that have been let loose in the city they are extremly dangerous and very venomus they have infected at least 2000 muggles and 200 wizerds.
it seems like its too much for new minister of magic dan lubarda to handle.
we have also found out why, she who must not be named attacked the ministry over the weekend it seemed newly appointed head of the dept of magical transportation ( tamir sartana) came into the possation of a magical 8 ball one filled that was filled with dark magic. he was traveling back from romaina with joe cipp head of the dept for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures they were tracking new leads on joey mac the d-back and came across the object. the two then were on there way home when they stopped into a inn for the night to sleep. tamir a big mouth when he drinks was talking loudly to a women in a cloke they were talking and drinking long into the the night. her paying him spilling all the ministrys secrets then he showed her the magical 8 ball. the women in the cloke was non other than lauren cerrilo, one of you no whos top but joe cipp came down because tamir had not come to bed and he was lonly just as she was about to kill an unsuspecting tamir,and take the 8 ball. when she relized she was no match she bought cipp a drink and give him oral sex.and these were his exact words" she gave good dome". tamir and cip went back to the minisrty and showed the minister the magical 8 ball and he and his desipels then agreed to detroy it. at diner that night he took the bread and said to his follows take this and eat it this is my body which will give u ever lasting life. when he was finished with the bread he picked up a glass of wine and said drink from this. this is my blood which will be spilled so all ur sins may be forgiven.
then the next day she who must not be named attacked the ministry
the minisrty still has the 8 ball but it's only time before she gets it
former minister steve farley's body and that of his wife taylor swift have still not been found according to the minister dan lubarda, many are saying that he may be alive but many people at the minisrty say its not possable considering he fell 456 storys we have to be realistic in times like this.
but that still does not account for were his wife is and why they were un able to recover his body.
local asshole and under armor junky matt morgan had this to say" the kid's a fighter i mean he was brought up on the river and chewed glass for a living"
when we went to peter crollow to ask him if he thinks farley's dead we were very surpirsed to see a bear drunk sitting in his living room then we relized it was just peter in a bear suit drunk and high he said" man that kid shit the bed man" the minisrty is currently trying to decode his words and what they mean
but the loss of steve farley has greatly effected the moral of people.
Senior analyst Preston Tucker
Sunday, February 1, 2009
MINISTRY FALLS
yesterday commistioner of the SFL resigned his post off comissioner to dan lubarda to deal with the crisis of she who must not be named.
she who must not be named met face to face with the minister and the battle insued over the magical 8 ball as she tried to take it. the minister fought hard, like a black person trying to swim. the minister weekend from the double agent activities of danny lamana, selling out the ministers weeknesses she who must not be named then prodused the ministers new wife and love tayor swift. this is what she who must not be named said" if you dont give up i will cut her hair of then kill her". the minister then fell to his nees and said get it over with tears in his eyes the fighting between the ministery officals and she who must not be named's death eaters stoped. to watch as he stood at the end of the building as she pulled her wand out and killed him as he felll 456 stories he was dead before he hit the ground.the greatest wizerd the world ever knew dead just months after his weding to tayor swift the ministry officals took the 8 ball and went in to hiding she who must not be named took control of nashville and has killed the following people after the ministers death and during the battle
all three jonas brothers
jake smith
james lubarda
jake naja
alan naja
dom giaimis head of the department of missuse of muggle artifacts
Howord stone- member of the member of the smithtown school of buisiness
kenny chesney
martain bolin- sweadish minister assainated an hour ofter ministers death 40 members of his family were also killed
dan naja
uncle luke
peter cirolo
mike brouthers
peter naja
uncle naja
lovey smith
toby naja
kenny naja
nicole naja
lisa botchy- british minister killed after sweadish
john mastinardo
mario franko
matt cip- joe cipps brother (not that important)
florean fortescue
igor karkaroff
remus
bill naja
many more have been so badly mutilated it's hard to tell who they are
joe jonas it seems was killed by anterax and had his fingers cut off.
dan lubarda newly apponted minister of magic had this to say " i am so heart broken by the loss of steve farley it is like when we lost tom landry we could not go on
i promiss that i will hunt down she who must not be named and joey mac the d-back and danny lamana and will kill all of them
the ministers body has not been found and it seems that the moment he fell of the building taylor swift disappered. we will keep u posted on this new devolopment
we will give u a full acount of the deathes in this war
STEVE FARLEY- american MINISTER of magic
Artemisia Lufkin
Grogan Stump
Faris Spavin
Nobby Leach
Millicent Bagnold
Cornelius Fudge
Rufus Scrimgeour
Pius Thicknesse
Kingsley Shacklebolt
VINCE LUMBERDI
tom landry
Amelia Bones
even helfgot
steven janish
uncle luke
john naja
tony naja
vinny naja
frank naja
mike naja
zack naja
alex naja
luke naja
jim naja
Ludo" Bagman
John Dawlish
Dirk Cresswell
Bertha Jorkins
all three jonas brothers
jake smith
james lubarda
jake naja
alan naja
dom giaimis head of the department of missuse of muggle artifacts
Howord stone- member of the member of the smithtown school of buisiness
kenny chesney
martain bolin- sweadish minister assainated an hour ofter ministers death 40 members of his family were also killed
dan naja
uncle luke
peter cirolo
mike brouthers
peter naja
uncle naja
lovey smith
toby naja
kenny naja
nicole naja
lisa botchy- british minister killed after sweadish
john mastinardo
mario franko
matt cip- joe cipps brother (not that important)
florean fortescue
igor karkaroff
remus
bill naja.
with the ministry disbaned and she who must not be named's jew hatched totaling 10000004 it seems the end of the magical as we no it
Senior analyst Preston Tucker
yesterday commistioner of the SFL resigned his post off comissioner to dan lubarda to deal with the crisis of she who must not be named.
she who must not be named met face to face with the minister and the battle insued over the magical 8 ball as she tried to take it. the minister fought hard, like a black person trying to swim. the minister weekend from the double agent activities of danny lamana, selling out the ministers weeknesses she who must not be named then prodused the ministers new wife and love tayor swift. this is what she who must not be named said" if you dont give up i will cut her hair of then kill her". the minister then fell to his nees and said get it over with tears in his eyes the fighting between the ministery officals and she who must not be named's death eaters stoped. to watch as he stood at the end of the building as she pulled her wand out and killed him as he felll 456 stories he was dead before he hit the ground.the greatest wizerd the world ever knew dead just months after his weding to tayor swift the ministry officals took the 8 ball and went in to hiding she who must not be named took control of nashville and has killed the following people after the ministers death and during the battle
all three jonas brothers
jake smith
james lubarda
jake naja
alan naja
dom giaimis head of the department of missuse of muggle artifacts
Howord stone- member of the member of the smithtown school of buisiness
kenny chesney
martain bolin- sweadish minister assainated an hour ofter ministers death 40 members of his family were also killed
dan naja
uncle luke
peter cirolo
mike brouthers
peter naja
uncle naja
lovey smith
toby naja
kenny naja
nicole naja
lisa botchy- british minister killed after sweadish
john mastinardo
mario franko
matt cip- joe cipps brother (not that important)
florean fortescue
igor karkaroff
remus
bill naja
many more have been so badly mutilated it's hard to tell who they are
joe jonas it seems was killed by anterax and had his fingers cut off.
dan lubarda newly apponted minister of magic had this to say " i am so heart broken by the loss of steve farley it is like when we lost tom landry we could not go on
i promiss that i will hunt down she who must not be named and joey mac the d-back and danny lamana and will kill all of them
the ministers body has not been found and it seems that the moment he fell of the building taylor swift disappered. we will keep u posted on this new devolopment
we will give u a full acount of the deathes in this war
STEVE FARLEY- american MINISTER of magic
Artemisia Lufkin
Grogan Stump
Faris Spavin
Nobby Leach
Millicent Bagnold
Cornelius Fudge
Rufus Scrimgeour
Pius Thicknesse
Kingsley Shacklebolt
VINCE LUMBERDI
tom landry
Amelia Bones
even helfgot
steven janish
uncle luke
john naja
tony naja
vinny naja
frank naja
mike naja
zack naja
alex naja
luke naja
jim naja
Ludo" Bagman
John Dawlish
Dirk Cresswell
Bertha Jorkins
all three jonas brothers
jake smith
james lubarda
jake naja
alan naja
dom giaimis head of the department of missuse of muggle artifacts
Howord stone- member of the member of the smithtown school of buisiness
kenny chesney
martain bolin- sweadish minister assainated an hour ofter ministers death 40 members of his family were also killed
dan naja
uncle luke
peter cirolo
mike brouthers
peter naja
uncle naja
lovey smith
toby naja
kenny naja
nicole naja
lisa botchy- british minister killed after sweadish
john mastinardo
mario franko
matt cip- joe cipps brother (not that important)
florean fortescue
igor karkaroff
remus
bill naja.
with the ministry disbaned and she who must not be named's jew hatched totaling 10000004 it seems the end of the magical as we no it
Senior analyst Preston Tucker
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