its been a while since we last wrote an artical but fuck it i say. to bring you up to speed the ministry of magic went bankrupt a few mouths ago it fell apart when minister of magic steve farley fled to florida to get ready for college.
the biggest news since the ministry fell apart was Ryan mckean and jen attard finally ended their long term relationship of three years. the reason they broke up was because the cadets at VT were running train on her. former mail man/ ginger for the minitry of magic and current student brendon tompson had this to say "shit nigga she was going crazier then that asian that shot up VT a few years ago, she just started suck alot of cock".
jen got ryan hook into her clutches when she told him she was pregnant with his child in 9th grade.
once she had ryan under her spell she had an abortion and once has to wonder if ryan will hang himself like fellow smithtown student joe caniso( smithtowns retard)
ryan was interviewed he had one thing to say "i have been at WJ jerking off to prom pictures of me and her since i have been at school and this cunt has the nerve to let some rotc cadets run train on her this is bullshit". we could not agree more with ryan we encourage the public not to watch jen on her web cams because she will she wil rock u.
The former minister steve farley's new life at Ole MISS.
steve farley has addapted well to life in college he has met several young friends the group as formed the name the fellowship.
Jersey
his real name is seth but they call him jersey on the account that he is from New jersy. seth has had the most luck with the ladies and has pounded out a good amount of women. seth like under ground bands and also Justin Bieber. seth is a very good drinker and was the first friend that steve farley met on his journey. seth fucked up his shoulder and is unable to be in the marines.He is GPA is unknown.
Twitch
he is a country boy full and thru he like country music food and has a love for dipping. he lives near new orleans has a slight twitch in his eyes but is the most loyal member of the fellowship he went home over the weekend. he is very clean.
Brendan Gellerstein-
he is jewish and has taken the place of josh adwar and he is the roommate of steve farley.
mom
aka sterling he is a texas football player he has nice cowboy boots and a nack for taking care of members of the fellowsship
holister
he is moms room mate and has a very nice body that almost rivals that of the famous dan lubarda.
drama
he says funny thinngs and got arrested she is a smoker
london
from the united kingdom he is old and likes to drink
bones
he is a local enjoys long walks on the beach and fine wine
these are people in the fellow ship that the Daily Prophet will be writing about.
we will be writing weekly articals to appear on Sundays
Senior analyst Preston Tucker
Monday, September 27, 2010
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