Friday, February 5, 2010

Autistic Genocide Victim From Haiti Speaks Out


Article Removed at Request of Haitian Government

Authentic Joe Stefurac Jerseys Now On Sale

Back by popular demand, authentic jerseys of the all-pro center will go on sale this weekend for $5.

50% of all profits will go to autistic genocide victims in Haiti.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Hall of Famer Dom Giamis Returns to Serbia; All Organs Intact

Ex-Guardsmen Dom Giamis has left his football career at Brockport in order to pursue another SFL championship in Serbia. Many thought Dom's SFL career was over when he offered to sell his organs for a relatively small amount of money.

When asked if his organs are still for sale Dom responded,"You got three dollas? I'll sell you a kidney for three dollas." Daily Prophet reporters then inquired as to whether the risk of an illegal organ trade was worth three dollars to which Mr. Giamis answered,"Brad's dad is the chief of the Commack police it's straight, it's straight."

Although obviously hard pressed for money, Dom is enojying living among his fellow slavic people.